The final proof that being boring and inoffensive will get you everywhere. Or alternatively, being open, honest and funny. So they say anyway. When was Ben every funny on camera?

Sarah-Marie was my Sydney Swans. I always want the Swans to win, not because I want the Swans to win (although making my Dad happy would make me happy) but because it would piss so many people off. I would love the top 10 of the AFL ladder to be out-of-Vic teams. This would make my day.

VM lists ten things he doesn't understand today. Many of them point to not understanding people's actions, including his own. I don't understand people. People are strange. People are messed up. Sometimes I wish people would just go away. Sometimes I think if I understood myself more I would understand others... but the further through life I get, the stupider the actions of others seem to appear.

Why am I still here?

I hate being sick. Make it stop. Now. I want a cure for the "common illness" (be that cold, sore throat, tiredness, zits, aches and or pains) or at least some funky system to boost anyone's immune system. It can't be that hard! :(

I have a friend in Paris at the moment. It's Bastille day (or it was, or it will be). To be in Paris on Bastille day. *Sigh*