9. Changing radio stations in the car when a commercial comes on. Future radios will prevent listeners from changing channels when a commercial comes on. The RIAA has not yet taken a position on whether it is permissible to switch channels when the listener doesn't like the song.
Now kids, remember the name... Kellner.
Meanwhile new episodes of Invader Zim are out. Heck, can't buy it on video or DVD. Time to hit eBay for the VCDs. Oh what? That's illegal too? Guess I'll download them then... pardon? No? Illegal too? But I can't buy them. I want to... oh, you don't care. Well, OK then.