I have a huge pile of paper in my bag at the moment. Print outs of SQL Server books, as tall as your hand.

So I'm in the office and someone comes in and says "hey, are you having trouble with the internet?". I check and say "yes, yes I am, but lucky I keep an up-to-date print out in my bag..." and pull out the papers. I get a weird look and they leave.

I thought it was funny...