Our lovely country is wondering if it should ban certain TV shows (via Polly) and has in the very recent past banned all sorts of food products for their apparent "marketing of alcohol to children".

Well... our kick ass friends in Japan say "get stuffed" to that and release "beer for kids!" [BoingBoing]

It looks like beer. It tastes like beer. It just isn't beer.

And you can't go past this:

"Even kids cannot stand life unless they have a drink," reads the product's advertising slogan.

Now I'm thirsty...