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Not very WebTwoPointOh I know but that's life.

Speaking of obvious warnings on products...

Why doesn't chicken have a warning such as, "This product must be thoroughly cooked before consumption by humans" printed on it? It doesn't at Coles anyway. I looked. Just a used by date.

Chicken is the obvious choise, but I often wonder how many of the vegetables I'm looking at can actually be eaten without any preparation (other than washing). I'm aware of some nuts that can be dangerous if cooked the wrong way, or not enough.

Bleach tells me not to drink it, why doesn't raw chicken tell me not to eat it?

Why don't they teach you this stuff at school. I suppose the chance of a kid these days getting near any chicken that isn't covered in an orange crust of fried lard is pretty small.

(Note: I've never eaten raw chicken, I don't know when I learnt how carefully I had to handle it but I know. Magic? Also note that dogs can eat raw chicken. They have magic tummies.)