I propose a new Firefox [sic] plug-in.

It will work in conjunction with the spell checker, and possibly with a new grammar checker, to automatically insert the word "[sic]" into website content after every mistake it sees.

I don't know what the plug-in should be called but the name should have the word "smug" in there somewhere, and preferably the word "git".

Heath's cat Voltron died last night after being hit by a car.

I've known the little guy since he was a kitten and he was one of the most friendly cats I've ever met. Always up for a pat or a sit on the lap of a stranger. And he put up with more than his fair share of Walken jams.

He'll be missed.