My mechanic has just stopped working on Saturdays. Our electrician won't come on weekends. The couch people won't deliver on weekends.

How the hell does anyone get anything done?

No really, please tell me? Do you all have non-working partners? Or unemployed children? Or unemployed neighbours? Or maybe Asimov robot door-answering contents-protecting slaves?

I mean, you must, because otherwise these businesses just couldn't survive with no customers.

Argh!