Rules: Bands that actually exist and are still together. No "reunions" allowed. No-one who has been to Australia in the past ten years. Gigs I'd go to and pay for no-questions-asked.

• Ween
• Apocalyptica
• Jonathan Coulton
• Dethklok
• Flight Of The Conchords
• Sparks
• Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
• Estradosphere

I think Sparks was here in the last ten years but I'm not sure. Bjork dropped off the list because she's coming, but only at the Big Day Out. I'd prefer a solo tour. And I've kind of gone off her anyway...