Too hard... I can't write anything without sounding like the kind of review I hate. Hating yourself is so not cool.

I can't even give a list of recommendations as far too often I'll enjoy a movie for such obscure reasons I can no longer say if anyone else would like it.

My smiley reviews in my art listings of 2007 can't even be trusted. Often I'll like something and indicate as such, but I could never recommend it in hindsight. The reviews are more an indication of the level of entertainment I received from the movie, and a measure of the amount of distaste that crept in in the time between watching and reviewing...

So yeah.