Now I have.
I was watching on the "news" this morning that today is the day that women apparently feel it is OK to propose to their men and that we should "watch out".
Right.
It just occurred to me that quotes are the "sarcastic text decoration" I've been looking for all these years. I always wanted a font, or text modifier (like bold, italics, underline and sarcastic) that indicated sarcasm. There it was, all this time under my nose. Quotes.
Makes inappropriate use of quotes on signs even funnier. "Free" coffee. "Happy" hour.
And I've finally remembered to fix my time for daylight savings. How long has it been?