Everyone likes animals.
If I had to guess, I'd say this might be why we haven't been able to get someone to read our meter.
Meanwhile, it fills me with confidence to wander out and watch at least 12 workmen (no women, but there are some boys) digging away up and down our street, at least a quarter of them actively smoking.
Gas and cigarettes.
Update: They're done. Hot water is lit. Heater is tested. 15 gas people at my disposal and not one of them will read my meter.