On coming on stage (with the gimp):
- Patton: Hello Motherfuckers

During Spirit intro:
- Patton: Black Friday... hey, where're you going gimp?
* Spirit notes start *
- Patton: We all had a lot of turkey. We're all kinda sleepy. So lets meditate. You know what that means? Some yoga shit man.
- Roddy: You with us? Thank you San Francisco.

After Spirit:
- Patton: Yes sir, thank you
- Crowd member: Is the gimp Chuck or Jim?
- Patton: Hey fuck you. You keep talking man I'm gonna sick the gimp on your ass. You want to fuck with that guy? Look at him. Look at him. Yeah yeah you think so.

After Ashes To Ashes:
- Patton: Thanks guys. How's the shopping going? You buying tons of shit! What are you buying? No no no, what are you really buying? I see some vinyl there... Oh Hobo fla... oh ??? Good. Yes. OK. Approved. Shellac... eehh.... Anybody else? Patsy Cline, yes ma'am. How about you...
- Roddy: That guy bought a kid.
- Patton: I've been obsessed...
- Roddy: He bought a kid.
- Patton: Dude what have you bought? Are you a dude, or you a dudette. Is that a dude.
* young kid up back is sitting on someone's shoulders *
- Bill: The kid bought a slave.
- Patton: Human trafficking. That's what it's all about. New song.

After Superhero:
- Patton: Thanks guys. Happy shopping, happy turkey, or whatever the hell it is you do. Happy baby girl, or baby boy.
- Roddy: Real nice to have us. Thanks.