After Evidence:
- Patton: De nada señor.

After As The Worm Turns:
- Roddy: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much. Are you feeling it?
- Patton: yeah yeah yeah. I don't know man. You think they're feelin' it? I'm feeling something.
- Roddy: I'm not sure. I can't be sure. Last night they were definitely feeling it.
- Patton: That's right.
- Roddy: I just want to put that out there. But but but, they were really ugly last night. You guys look fuckin' good.
- Patton: No comment.

Midlife Crisis pauses, crowd sings:
- Patton: What is this language you speak?

Before Superhero:
- Patton: LA
- Roddy: You guys, thanks for being here tonight, so very much.
- Patton: Special thanks to the Urinals for playing with us. And last night did we mention H09909? Oh my goodness, they were very very good. And tomorrow is Flattbush, so show up fucking early.

After Superhero:
- Patton: Thank you LA
- Roddy: Thanks so much you guys. Thanks for having us.

Before Matador:
- Patton: I got one question. Where is the gimp?
- Roddy: He's a pesky guy, he's really hard to keep track of.
- Patton: He got scared of you fuckers. Gimp still around? Did he leave?
- Roddy: Is gimp politically correct? Is it a politically correct term? Gimp?
- Patton: Probably not so good.
- Roddy: It feels dirty to say. Gimp.
- Patton: What do we call him then?
- Roddy: Is that PC? You guys are Los Angeles, you wouldn't know. We should have asked San Francisco. I'm sorry. But you know what I mean.
- Patton: I mean... what would you call him? If you have a choice?
- Roddy: Leatherly challenged.
- Patton: Pissant. Fuck head. Bitch.
- Roddy: Disciplinely challenged.
- Patton: OK I'm good with all that. What would you guys call him? I call him Duff from Guns'n'Roses! Yeah yeah yeah. You think that shit's funny huh?

Before Ugly In The Morning:
- Patton: You need to take a crap, is that what you said? Crap in his mouth! It's ok, alright.
- Roddy: Thanks

After Ugly In The Morning:
- Roddy: Nicely done.
- Patton: Thank you.
- Roddy: I like that song...
- Patton: You sounded great on that song.
- Roddy: ... but let's be honest, you missed me.

After We Care A Lot:
- Patton: Thanks again everybody. Appreciate it. See you tomorrow?

Before From The Dead:
- Bill: Thanks guys
- Patton: Thank you guys
- Roddy: Thanks so much you guys