Before Caffeine:
- Roddy: Good evening Krakow!

After Caffeine:
- Patton: Krakow. Krakow. Krakovia. Are you guys ok? Why are you looking at us funny? What are these devices you hold up? What are those things?

During Evidence intro:
- Patton: "Put your fuckin' phones down. Put your fuckin' phones down."

Before Midlife Crisis:
- Patton: Thank you
- Roddy: Nice nice nice people. Hello. Are we getting to know each other. Some of you are seeing us for the first time, anyone? Lots.
- Patton: No way really? First time, seriously? We've only been around for, I don't know, THIRTY YEARS!
- Roddy: People, we're so old.
- Patton: How many of us could have fathered these beautiful...
- Roddy: Yeah exactly.
- Patton: He could! You got a kid out there man?
- Bill: I fathered all of these beautiful people.
- Patton: Now they have sympathy on us.

After Midlife Crisis:
- Patton: Thanks guys. Fun no?

After Matador:
- Roddy: Thank you Krakow. Thank you. I was feeling that one. Were you guys? Were you there with us with that one?
- Patton: Nah they weren't. How many of you are drinking ??Bevo?? out there man?
- Roddy: How many of them are what?
- Patton: Just throw it, just throw it. I want to wear it, I don't want to drink it.
- Roddy: Good catch.
- Patton: Local.

Before Superhero:
- Patton: Thank you
- Roddy: Thanks for coming you guys. It's really nice to be back here. Thanks for having us. I appreciate it. Lots.
- Patton: ARRRGH! Drummer. That's drummer speak. What to hear it again?
- Bill: He's trying to put it in his mouth.
*crowd claps in time to kick drum - keys and Patton yelling in time*
- Roddy: Thank you
- Patton: *sings Löwenbräu commerical theme*

After Superhero:
- Patton: Thank you guys so much. Nice to see ya. Thanks also to Speculum and Dubioza Kolektiv

On return for encore:
- Roddy: Thank you
- Patton: Thanks a lot guys, we're, you know, it's cool to be back here. But you must understand, we're a bunch of old men. I think that's a cool thing myself.
- Roddy: We are old. Now that you've grown accustomed, you're looking at us, how do we look? You're talking amongst yourselves?
- Bill: You look pretty good!
- Roddy: The one on the left has lost a lot hair.
- Patton: They look pretty good!
- Roddy: A couple of 'em are a little bit fatter.
- Bill: We don't smell as good as we used to, that's for sure.
- Patton: yeah yeah yeah, what's this... ok ok
- Roddy: You guys look good, you look really fucking good...
- Patton: We're giving you a compliment! Accept it!
- Bill: How do you stay so young?!
- Patton: Look what I found in the flowers! A glass of wine.
- Roddy: Are you sure it's wine?
- Patton: Actually... it's not. I don't know what it is.
- Roddy: Oh!!!
- Patton: I've no idea what that was. Beer mixed with... sperm.
- Roddy: You don't like the taste of sperm?
- Patton: You know. It's an acquired taste.
- Roddy: Here we go, we're gonna play another new song. We put out a new record, just came out, uh, just a couple weeks ago. This is the first song on the records. Goes like this.

After Sol Invictus:
- Patton: I like that polite golf clap, thank you. Very respectable.
- Bill: You're showing your maturity now.

During This Guy's intro:
- Patton: Now we're gonna show our maturity. You fucker!

After We Care A Lot:
- Patton: Dubioza Kolektiv! Speculum! You.
- Roddy: Thanks you guys.