After Midlife Crisis:
- Patton: We're having a hard time making our guitar player stop when we stop. Have you guys noticed that? How about you guys give him a little advice say stop when the song ends Jim!
- Jim: I can't do that, want me to tell you why? Coz me and our drummer are having a contest to see who can finish last.
- Patton: Kinda like when you have and argument... Last word.
- Jim: So far I'm winning!

During Chinese Arithmetic, Patton: "I feel like I'm in Guns and Roses!"

Patton changes the last line in We Care A Lot to "It's a dirty song but someone's got to take a solo!"

Before Jizzlobber:
- Patton: Who got in the last word that time?
- Roddy: Who's winning?
- Patton: Anybody keeping score?
- Roddy: I'm gonna start keeping score
- Patton: Is it Jim? Or is it Puffy? Puffy, they don't like you.
- Roddy: By unanimous decision...
- Patton: He's just a misunderstood man that guy, he's really very very sensitive. If you could see him up close, I think you'd like him a lot better.

Patton over the Jizzlobber end keyboards, "I'm sorry... Sorry. What else can I say? I'm sorry."

After Let's Lynch The Landlord, "Puffy won that one"

Before A Small Victory, Patton: "One more, then you're excused."

After A Small Victory the band keep repeating the same ending over and over, Roddy: "Thanks a look see you guys another time good night" - then a big single note rock ending. Over, and over.