Before Land of Sunshine:
- Jim: "No smoking!"
- Patton: "Put out that cigarette!"

Before The Real Thing:
- Patton: "How many of you guys were at ROTC in high school?"
- Bill: "How many of you have ever come in contact with a zombie. How many of those zombies were your parents?"

During RV, Patton: "This is a song for all the future axe murderers, all you young future axe murderers of America" - "Hey Jim look, that guy made a shirt of you"

Before Jizzlobber:
- Patton: "Who hasn't showered in the longest? Let's get the dirtiest person up here and fuck 'em!"
- Roddy: "Get up here you filthy scum!"

At end, Roddy: "Thanks you guys see you later, thanks for the chocolate"