Before Caffeine, Patton: "How's it doing Download? Are you down? Are you loaded? That was terrible. Better get my cane, my jokes are getting stale."
Before Evidence, Patton: "So you guys like heavy music at this festival right? That being the basic idea? So where are all fat people?"
Before Surprise! You're Dead, Patton: "How about another ballad? This is like some kind of 80s festival right?"
Before Last Cup Of Sorry, Patton: "I don't think I've asked... Are we having a good time, is it ok? You know we're kind of insecure man, we're like ready to pick up our uh social security cheques and shit, so you gotta let us know, you got act like you know"
Patton changes first line of Last Cup Of Sorrow to "You are getting old and so am I"
Before Take This Bottle:
Patton: Don't worry Download. We're coming toward the end.
Roddy: Hey are you guys all sleeping here tonight?
Patton: Seems like they're sleeping out there right now.
Roddy: Like where you are now you're sleeping tonight? Overnight? Fantastic. We're gonna set up tents too. Stay over.
Patton: We've got a nice place man, nice big place. I think we can fit 70 thousand fucking people.
Roddy: I just sound like I turned into Jim Martin
Malpractice played only to the end of the middle part.
Keyboards stop working from end of Be Aggressive to middle of Epic.
Before Stripsearch:
Patton: So you guys are pretty patient, aren't you? I mean, well I mean probably some of these little whipper snappers have never seen us. How many first time? First time?!
Roddy: What do you think? How do we look? Fantastic. Thank you, I got a face lift. 
Patton: We use to be really good. Anyway, we hope it's up to your fucking standards. You know we're?? Motley Crue. Journey.
After We Care A Lot, Patton: Download, thank you. Been a long fucking time. Appreciate you coming out.