After Death March Roddy starts playing keyboards to The Real Thing:
- Jim: "Hey Roddy hold on man... you're supposed to play Whitney... Whitney Houston."
- Roddy: "Oh sorry, That was my mistake"
- Jim: "Roddy fucked up!"
- Patton: "Haha Everybody laugh at him. Humiliate him!"

Before The Real Thing:
- Patton: "Here's the song that Roddy wanted to play for your earlier"
- Roddy: "You like it?"

Before Kindergarten:
- Patton: "So you guys are pretty upset that you lost the game right?"
- Bill: "Yeah, I'd be too, I'd be pretty fucking depressed"
- Roddy: "I wouldn't call you losers because you didn't really lose."
- Patton: "It's not like you guys lost"
- Roddy: "You didn't lose, it's not your fault"
- Bill: "It's the fucking Germans fault"
- Patton: "Yeah. Fuck you Han!"

Before Chinese Arithmetic:
- Jim: "Puffy's drinking water so we've gotta wait for him"
- Patton: "Our drummer works up quite a sweat up here for you you know"
- Jim: "Yeah he's gotta drink lots of water to replace the necessary fluids"
- Patton: "He needs those electrolytes for nice tight muscles"
- Jim: "So he can hit those drums are hard as possible"
- Patton: "He's not very happy with us right now because we're giving away his secret"
- Roddy: "See that look on his face? Look at him, he's mad"
- Patton: "He hates you"
- Jim: "But we love you"
- Patton: "Come up here and fight him"
- Bill: "Sooner or later we're gonna start a song, but it's not up to us"
- Patton: "It's all up to him that's why we're giving him shit"
- Jim: "Tell Puffy to play a song, say Play A Song Puffy!"
(song starts) - Patton: "Yeah! You did it!"

Chant in the middle of Chinese Arithmetic is "loser! loser! loser!"

Before Jizzlobber, Patton: "This song is about taking sperm, throwing it really high in the air, and catching it in your mouth.... listen to that wave of applause"