Before Caffeine:
- Roddy: Well well well well well well well! What a lively bunch of motherfuckers! Good work. But can you keep it up?!

Before Evidence:
- Roddy: Merci beaucoup. Ca va?!

During Easy Patton grabs a large white ball that has been bouncing around the stage and sits on it for the end of the song.

After Epic:
- Patton: Très fini, oui! Last song people.
* band plays disco beat *
- Patton: Look at 'em. They love that shit.
- Roddy: Gotta say, get's a reaction.
- Patton: Any Euro loves that shit.
* band plays disco beat *
- Patton: You know, you could be like, you could be at your mothers funeral... you fuckers could be at your moms funeral and if you heard that beat you'd just be like *dances* - Un-fucking-believable. Come on fuckers, straighten up!

During Just A Man:
- Patton: playing keyboards and taking photos, Roddy Bottum ladies and gentlemen

Toward the end of Just A Man, Patton walks to side of stage and picks up a kid and puts them in his lap, tries to get the kid to sing, "You wanna sing? Well that's not gonna work... what about you, you're old enough... no... I want a little baby, you're not a little baby"

Before A Small Victory:
- Patton: Kids don't like me. I thought I was being all charming just trying to ask him to sing a song, and he looked at me like I was the devil!

Before Be Aggressive:
- Patton: Man, thank you guys for sticking around. Fucking crazy. This is it we're out, then you can dance all night. Dour!

After Be Aggressive:
- Patton: You win. You win, you beat us! You kicked our ass off the stage!